Reviews

Superlative - everyone should see this

Great, a must-see if you like the genre

Good, a decent example of the genre

Watchable, but only for serious genre fans

Unwatchable

Half stars could have gone either way depending on mood.

Movie Name / Release Year	Summary	Date	Reviewer
The Demon's Baby (1998)	Not good	2002-02-20	Simon
The Master (1992)	One of the worst films ever made	2005-04-04	Simon
Musical Vampire (1992)	Manages to break the unbreakable	2002-03-27	Simon
The Unwritten Law (1985)	Bad	2004-11-01	Simon
Vampire Controller (2001)	Uninspired, dull.	2002-03-27	Simon
Xanda (2004)	Career lows	2004-06-16	Simon
Idiocracy (2006)	Great premise, disappointing execution	2006-10-29	Simon
Blissfully Yours (2002)	Thanks, but you can keep it	2002-10-13	Simon
Who Am I? (1998)	Feels like a bad Hollywood B-movie	2000-10-16	Simon
Only God Forgives (2013)	Pretentious and tedious	2014-01-02	Simon
The Close Encounter of the Vampire (1986)	Too close by far	2020-07-28	Simon
The Killer's Love (1993)	Just awful	2020-08-13	Simon
High & Low The Movie 3: Final Mission (2017)	A new low bar for the franchise	2021-03-21	Simon
The Adventurers (2017)	Generic in every possible way	2021-04-17	Simon
Rape Zombie: Lust of the Dead 4 & 5 (2014)	I do not like where this series ended	2021-08-30	Simon
The Whole Truth (2021)	Totally pointless	2021-12-12	Simon
Snipers (2022)	Zhang Yimou? Really?	2024-01-26	Simon
City Under Siege (2010)	Not quite as bad as Black Mask 2	2012-04-26	Simon
Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Stars (1985)	Lose the lucky stars and this could be a great film	2001-09-14	Simon
Golgo 13 - Assignment Kowloon (1977)	Poorly written, acted and directed	2007-06-06	Simon
Heaven And Earth (1990)	Waste of time (theirs and mine)	2004-07-01	Simon
Imprint (2006)	...read review...	2006-12-05	Simon
Japan Sinks (2006)	Will make you wish it had	2007-04-17	Simon
Cromartie High - The Movie (2005)	Weird, but not good	2012-05-21	Simon
Satorare (2001)	Rubbish	2003-02-06	Simon
The Fountain (2006)	Vacuous and trite	2007-06-12	Simon
Land Of The Dead (2005)	Everyone involved in the film should be bitten by zombies.	2005-05-25	Simon
Knight Errant (1973)	Enthusiasts only	2005-07-22	Simon
2046 (2004)	Largely a waste of time for all concerned	2005-07-29	Simon
Operation Billionaires (1998)	largely pointless	2006-03-20	Simon