Reviews

Superlative - everyone should see this

Great, a must-see if you like the genre

Good, a decent example of the genre

Watchable, but only for serious genre fans

Unwatchable

Half stars could have gone either way depending on mood.

Movie Name / Release Year	Summary	Date	Reviewer
Snipers (2022)	Zhang Yimou? Really?	2024-01-26	Simon
The Whole Truth (2021)	Totally pointless	2021-12-12	Simon
Rape Zombie: Lust of the Dead 4 & 5 (2014)	I do not like where this series ended	2021-08-30	Simon
The Adventurers (2017)	Generic in every possible way	2021-04-17	Simon
High & Low The Movie 3: Final Mission (2017)	A new low bar for the franchise	2021-03-21	Simon
The Killer's Love (1993)	Just awful	2020-08-13	Simon
The Close Encounter of the Vampire (1986)	Too close by far	2020-07-28	Simon
Only God Forgives (2013)	Pretentious and tedious	2014-01-02	Simon
Hi, Dharma 2 - Showdown In Seoul (2005)	vapid and tired	2012-05-25	Simon
Osaka Tough Guys (1995)	Not recommended	2012-05-22	Simon
Butterfly Lovers (2008)	Might have enjoyed it more if UK DVD wasn't so misleading	2012-05-03	Simon
Idiocracy (2006)	Great premise, disappointing execution	2006-10-29	Simon
The Master (1992)	One of the worst films ever made	2005-04-04	Simon
The Unwritten Law (1985)	Bad	2004-11-01	Simon
Xanda (2004)	Career lows	2004-06-16	Simon
Journey Of The Doomed (1985)	...read review...	2003-08-30	Simon
Summer Breeze Of Love (2002)	Utterly banal	2003-03-07	Simon
Ninth Happiness (1998)	Avoid!	2003-03-07	Simon
Black Mask 2 (2002)	Utter junk	2003-01-26	Simon
Blissfully Yours (2002)	Thanks, but you can keep it	2002-10-13	Simon
Vampire Controller (2001)	Uninspired, dull.	2002-03-27	Simon
Musical Vampire (1992)	Manages to break the unbreakable	2002-03-27	Simon
Skyline Cruisers (2000)	Yes, it really is that bad :(	2002-03-25	Simon
The Demon's Baby (1998)	Not good	2002-02-20	Simon
Rosa (1986)	Absolute junk	2002-01-09	Simon
Who Am I? (1998)	Feels like a bad Hollywood B-movie	2000-10-16	Simon