Reviews

Superlative - everyone should see this
Great, a must-see if you like the genre
Good, a decent example of the genre
Watchable, but only for serious genre fans
Unwatchable
Half stars could have gone either way depending on mood.
Movie Name / Release Year Rating Summary Date Reviewer
Snipers (2022) Zhang Yimou? Really? 2024-01-26 Simon
The Whole Truth (2021) Totally pointless 2021-12-12 Simon
Rape Zombie: Lust of the Dead 4 & 5 (2014) I do not like where this series ended 2021-08-30 Simon
The Adventurers (2017) Generic in every possible way 2021-04-17 Simon
High & Low The Movie 3: Final Mission (2017) A new low bar for the franchise 2021-03-21 Simon
The Killer's Love (1993) Just awful 2020-08-13 Simon
The Close Encounter of the Vampire (1986) Too close by far 2020-07-28 Simon
Only God Forgives (2013) Pretentious and tedious 2014-01-02 Simon
Hi, Dharma 2 - Showdown In Seoul (2005) vapid and tired 2012-05-25 Simon
Osaka Tough Guys (1995) Not recommended 2012-05-22 Simon
Butterfly Lovers (2008) Might have enjoyed it more if UK DVD wasn't so misleading 2012-05-03 Simon
Idiocracy (2006) Great premise, disappointing execution 2006-10-29 Simon
The Master (1992) One of the worst films ever made 2005-04-04 Simon
The Unwritten Law (1985) Bad 2004-11-01 Simon
Xanda (2004) Career lows 2004-06-16 Simon
Journey Of The Doomed (1985) ...read review... 2003-08-30 Simon
Summer Breeze Of Love (2002) Utterly banal 2003-03-07 Simon
Ninth Happiness (1998) Avoid! 2003-03-07 Simon
Black Mask 2 (2002) Utter junk 2003-01-26 Simon
Blissfully Yours (2002) Thanks, but you can keep it 2002-10-13 Simon
Vampire Controller (2001) Uninspired, dull. 2002-03-27 Simon
Musical Vampire (1992) Manages to break the unbreakable 2002-03-27 Simon
Skyline Cruisers (2000) Yes, it really is that bad :( 2002-03-25 Simon
The Demon's Baby (1998) Not good 2002-02-20 Simon
Rosa (1986) Absolute junk 2002-01-09 Simon
Who Am I? (1998) Feels like a bad Hollywood B-movie 2000-10-16 Simon

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