Horror Reviews

Superlative - everyone should see this

Great, a must-see if you like the genre

Good, a decent example of the genre

Watchable, but only for serious genre fans

Unwatchable

Half stars could have gone either way depending on mood.

Movie Name / Release Year	Summary	Date	Reviewer
The Whole Truth (2021)	Totally pointless	2021-12-12	Simon
Taoist Priest (2021)	It's the 21st century mainland friendly Mr. Vampire	2021-03-08	Simon
Yokai Girl Kirin (2020)	Low budget and offers little to compensate	2021-08-22	Simon
Get the Hell Out (2020)	Super-fun action comedy with zombies	2021-08-14	Simon
Dancing Mary (2019)	Another Sabu masterpiece	2022-01-09	Simon
The Forest of Love (2019)	Cinema is life, you know	2020-08-16	Simon
The Bar (2017)	Probably the weakest Alex De-la Iglesia film	2021-11-13	Simon
Vampire Clay (2017)	What if some clay was a vampire?	2021-04-02	Simon
Meatball Machine: Kodoku (2017)	One of the great works of cinema	2020-05-10	Simon
Happiness (2016)	Happiness is just sadness you haven't reached yet	2021-08-22	Simon
The Wailing (2016)	Lives up to its reputation	2021-07-31	Simon
Nuigulumar Z (2014)	Love is a teddy bear!	2022-02-12	Simon
Rape Zombie: Lust of the Dead 4 & 5 (2014)	I do not like where this series ended	2021-08-30	Simon
Killers (2014)	A Tale Of Two Killers	2020-06-12	Simon
Raivu (2014)	Something went horribly wrong here	2020-05-10	Simon
Rape Zombie: Lust of the Dead 2 & 3 (2013)	Harder to defend than the first film	2021-08-28	Simon
Witching & Bitching (2013)	A wild genre-bending rollercoaster ride	2021-08-07	Simon
Miss Zombie (2013)	The PARASITE of zombie films	2021-04-10	Simon
Only God Forgives (2013)	Pretentious and tedious	2014-01-02	Simon
Lesson of the Evil: Prologue (2012)	Not clear what purpose this serves	2022-07-27	Simon
Rape Zombie: Lust of the Dead (2012)	A better film than it probably needed to be	2021-08-28	Simon
Helter Skelter (2012)	It's certainly convenient to be pretty	2020-08-15	Simon
Vampire (2012)	Not a film about a vampire	2020-08-13	Simon
Lesson of the Evil (2012)	Another high school nightmare from Japan	2014-03-09	Simon
Painted Skin: The Resurrection (2012)	Beautiful, tragic fantasy	2013-04-21	Simon
Dead Sushi (2012)	Any sushi that sings that good can't be all bad!	2013-01-26	Simon
Cold Fish (2011)	Life is Pain	2021-02-01	Simon
Guilty of Romance (2011)	With women nothing is impossible	2020-09-22	Simon
Red Tears (2011)	Rather tepid action/horror/splatter film	2013-11-16	Simon
Tomie: Unlimited (2011)	Mostly dull with patches of imagination	2013-08-04	Simon